Peer-reviewed by nobody
The Exaggeration Index
Every fish gains one honest inch per retelling. Enter the truth, count the tellings, and find out how big that trout is today.
What it actually measured.
Bar stools, boats, and group texts all count.
Certified size, today
19″
+7″ of honest inches since it hit the net.
Bar-stool legend
0″
12″
24″
36″
48″
60″
truth 12″ the lie +7″
Copied — go spread it.
Methodology: one honest inch per retelling. It's science. Mostly.